How was it that Pirate Einstein and Cyborg Jesus became buds you ask?
It is a story in two parts. Einstein of course you know faked his death and went to the Caribbean to make his time machine, what you might not know is that he ended up in the late 1700 hundreds. When he arrived a cannonball from a pirate ship destroyed the time machine. Stranded there Einstein decided to become a pirate, he plundered and pillaged as he gathered part for his TSA (time space anomaly) locator. He found a breach in the time space continuum and when through hoping to travel forwards in time.
Almost 2000 years earlier Jesus said goodbye to his friends and activated his Divine powers to fly to heaven, as you know its not in the clouds but in another dimension, so Jesus flew out into space to find a portal to heaven. Once in space hostile aliens intercepted him, they preformed horrible experiments on him. But Jesus did not feel like dying again so he broke loose and escaped in a shuttle. When Jesus landed on a nearby planet the inhabitants of the planet took care of Jesus, rebuilding his body. Thus Cyborg Jesus was created. Feeling all better Jesus took to the skies once more jumping into the first Portal he saw.
The portal was actually a wormhole, and transported Cyborg Jesus to ZimmiWarra, into the middle of the battlefield of the Zimmiwarrian civil war. There he met Pirate Einstein that was also taken to Zimmiwarra by the TSA. They fought their way out of the battlefield together and became good friends.
Many wacky adventures ensued…
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